We Need All Hands On Deck!

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🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: You Can Help a Witch Beat the Algorithm (And Possibly Vomit Less) 🚨

Imagine you're in the bathtub with your undead ex-boyfriend's love marks still faint on your neck, trying to scrub off the remains of magical slime while a maggot peeks out from under your pinky toe like it's scouting for backup. And your sister? She's telling you to not turn evil. Welcome to the glamorous, totally-normal world of The Witch Who Never Walked, a darkly funny, witchy short read dropping this June.

Now here's the deal. I'm asking you to become a part of a cunning plan—a plan to take down the one force more terrifying than banshees, zombies, or a Dullahan with a clipboard.

📦 The Amazon Algorithm.

Yes. That algorithm.

But we witches, weirdos, and lovers of magical chaos have one weapon that might just work: coordinated action. That’s right. If you agree to purchase my short book (a bite-sized magical romp for just $3—less than half a cup of mediocre coffee and with way better side effects), on a single, blessed day in June, we might just tilt the scales of fate.

You buy it.
Amazon notices.
The story gets seen.
I do a witchy dance of gratitude.
Everyone wins. ✨

BUT WAIT. THERE’S MORE.

When you sign up to join this launch, you’ll also get the chance to receive a free follow-up short story set in the same realm. That’s right. More sass. More spells. Possibly more undead romance. And it’ll cost you exactly zero cursed coins.

This isn’t just a plea for help—it’s a coven call. A rally cry. A chance to say “YES” to affordable fiction, emotionally unstable witches, morally ambiguous undead, and plot twists so sharp they could carve sigils into your kitchen floor.

So—will you stand with us?

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🎯Help a writer beat the algorithm like a piñata full of cursed jellybeans.

 

We’ll laugh. We’ll scream. We’ll try not to step on maggots.

Let’s do this, reader friends. Together.